Skinner Sphere

Ate at Subway and was pleased to see Maui Style Maui Onion potato chips being offered. I've good things about them from people who've been to Hawaii. Didn't know they were available on the mainland. The write-up on the back was interesting and I noticed it happened to capture three places of the SCOMF's youth. Here it is

Howzit, potato chip freaks! Have you ever wondered why Maui Onions test so unreal? It's because they're so happy! I mean, where else can an onion wake up every morning, grab his board, paddle out into the crystal blue, and clock some major tube time in the most awesome wave on the planet? Oh, like Kansas maybe? Yeah, right...as if! There's NO place as classic as MAUI. Except maybe Bali, but I don't think Indonesian onions can surf.

Labels: Obama, SCOAMF, SCOMF

The Left tries to shutdown debate over Obama by claiming you are a racist for simply disagreeing with him. Sure, there are some who don't like Obama because he is black, but they are few and far between. This weekend I saw one.

I saw a disturbing bumper sticker on I-10 while passing through west Texas. The sticker was

2012
DON'T RE-NIG

No doubt what the person is getting at. Spelling it RE-NEG, one could claim Negro and being close to renege, the word being invoked. Instead, the sticker used RE-NIG, only implying nigger.

Unfortunately, I was unable to get a picture of the truck. While performing a search for the offending sticker, I saw a few postings in the Internet fever swamp (Kos, DU, etc.) decrying the same sticker.

Labels: Obama

Jim Treacher remixes N.W.A.'s F*** Tha Police lyrics for the Oval Office.

Be sure to check out his inherently racist picture in his previous post.
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Now playing: N.W.A - Fuck tha Police
via FoxyTunes

Labels: humor, Obama, politics

During the election season I saw a lot of Obamanos bumper stickers. I'm still seeing them and my one year of high school Spanish class reminds me that this is a first person plural conjugate of a verb. I've decided that the verb obamar means "to be fucked". Using a Spanish verb conjugations site, I learn the different conjugations.

Present Indicative:
yo obamo - I'm fucked
tú obamas - You're fucked
él/usted obama - He's fucked
nosotros obamamos - We're fucked
vosotros obamáis - You're (a group) fucked
ellos/ustedes obaman - They're fucked

With the way the last four months have gone, the Obamanos bumper stickers are appropriate. We're fucked!

Labels: Obama, politics

I'm on vacation this weekend and staying out of town. This morning I was having breakfast in the hotel lobby and subjected to CNN Headline News. They were talking about President Affirmative Action heading to Camp Lejeune to spit on the troops in person instead of by proxy. The newsreader uttered a phase that probably wasn't heard on HLN during the last eight years. He reminded the viewers that President Crypto-Marxist Stumblefuck is "our President". Nice of them to discover that phrase after a long hiatus.

Labels: news, Obama, politics

From Secundus

FROM: President-elect Barack Obama

TO: His loving and faithful citizenry

The President-Elect would like all people to know that he has (circle one) never met/ met socially/ met once several years ago the person(s) mentioned in the (circle one) indictment/ hateful church sermon/ sex scandal/ terrorist group/other_________. Furthermore, he deplores and regrets any action(s) or hateful speech(es) these person(s) may have or have not made, and hopes we can make a swift recovery from these incident(s) and move forward in the spirit of Hope and Change.

In addition, we must recognize that this (circle all that apply) terrorist incident/ hateful church sermon/ bribery scandal/ crooked political appointment/ other________________ happened _____ years/ months/ days (circle one) ago, and is thus old news anyway. Racists.

Yours...

Labels: Obama, politics

It was mentioned numerous times during the election campaign and Obama's blatant disregard of credit card rules that any on-line merchant required more confirmation than the Obama site. One tool used by Obama to acquire illegal foreign donations was to allow gift cards. Today I went to purchase some songs through iTunes and was presented with a new service agreement. I actually read through it instead of blindly clicking yes and this paragraph popped out.

We are unable to accept credit cards issued by banks outside of the United States or prepaid gift cards issued by credit card companies. Debit cards and check cards have daily spending limits that may prevent the processing of your order.

It still frosts me that this no-talent ass-clown cheated the system and got away with it. The worst part is that legal actions aren't being pursued.

Labels: Obama, politics

Bob the Builder!
Can the DJIA hit 5000.

Bob the Builder!
Yes we can!

Thank you Obama for bringing us the Land of Plenty.

Labels: financial, Obama

While trying to use Google to find any cached versions of my Obama blog, I discovered someone had written about one of my posts. I had talked about all of the halo pictures of Obamessiah and linked to post about a weird photo Snapped Shot discussed. The people at Snapped Shot discovered the post and mentioned it. Thanks for noticing.

Labels: fun, Obama, politics

A few weeks ago I came across someone talking about his blog at the Obama site under the name Jim Jones. I decided to play along and created a site as well. Tonight I logged in to write about Slublog's latest photoshop. Much to my dismay I learned I couldn't enter the site because my account had been disabled.

Maybe it was because of my last post. This morning I received a message from the Obama site asking me to be part of a great effort to reach all 50 states. I pointed out at my Obama site that the Messiah had recently stated there were 60 states and because he is the Messiah, He must be right. Therefore, I Hoped! the campaign would read my post and Change! their solicitation letters. There is one comment on the post, but I can't read it because my account has been disabled.

I also wish I could remember where I saw Jim Jones talking about his fun at the Obama site so I could properly give him credit.

Labels: fun, Obama, politics

A nice spoof of the Friends' intro with Barry's notorious friends. (via Ace)

Labels: Obama, politics, satire