24 August 2011
Potato Chips for Obama
Ate at Subway and was pleased to see Maui Style Maui Onion potato chips being offered. I've good things about them from people who've been to Hawaii. Didn't know they were available on the mainland. The write-up on the back was interesting and I noticed it happened to capture three places of the SCOMF's youth. Here it is
Howzit, potato chip freaks! Have you ever wondered why Maui Onions test so unreal? It's because they're so happy! I mean, where else can an onion wake up every morning, grab his board, paddle out into the crystal blue, and clock some major tube time in the most awesome wave on the planet? Oh, like Kansas maybe? Yeah, right...as if! There's NO place as classic as MAUI. Except maybe Bali, but I don't think Indonesian onions can surf.
31 May 2011
A Foul Bumper Sticker
The Left tries to shutdown debate over Obama by claiming you are a racist for simply disagreeing with him. Sure, there are some who don't like Obama because he is black, but they are few and far between. This weekend I saw one.
I saw a disturbing bumper sticker on I-10 while passing through west Texas. The sticker was
Unfortunately, I was unable to get a picture of the truck. While performing a search for the offending sticker, I saw a few postings in the Internet fever swamp (Kos, DU, etc.) decrying the same sticker.
I saw a disturbing bumper sticker on I-10 while passing through west Texas. The sticker was
No doubt what the person is getting at. Spelling it RE-NEG, one could claim Negro and being close to renege, the word being invoked. Instead, the sticker used RE-NIG, only implying nigger.2012
DON'T RE-NIG
Unfortunately, I was unable to get a picture of the truck. While performing a search for the offending sticker, I saw a few postings in the Internet fever swamp (Kos, DU, etc.) decrying the same sticker.
Labels: Obama
10 April 2011
Strange Support Suggestion
My wife and I have been having trouble having children, to include two miscarriages. Last month, we learned she might have Asherman's syndrome, one more hurdle.
She was speaking with a friend and the friend suggested my wife volunteer with Planned Parenthood if she wanted be get involved with children. My wife was stunned. She asked her friend if she was serious, that Planned Parenthood is in the business of killing children. The friend didn't realize that. Are people really that ignorant? I suppose most buy the lies that last week's debate was about "women's health issues" and not the funding of slaughtering babies. Very sad.
She was speaking with a friend and the friend suggested my wife volunteer with Planned Parenthood if she wanted be get involved with children. My wife was stunned. She asked her friend if she was serious, that Planned Parenthood is in the business of killing children. The friend didn't realize that. Are people really that ignorant? I suppose most buy the lies that last week's debate was about "women's health issues" and not the funding of slaughtering babies. Very sad.
Labels: abortion
21 October 2010
Taking Ace of Spades Comments to the Real World
Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here.
I wanted to pull this off, but thought better of it. So, I'll mention it here and still get it out of my system.
The comment section at Ace of Spades HQ allows for you to use any name but a hash tag is generated, based on your IP address, to help keep people honest. A lot of fun is had when "celebrities" show up; a running gag is Charlie Gibson showing up to claim he isn't familiar with the topic.
Last week I received a postcard from the locate law enforcement agency informing me that a sexual predator had moved into the neighborhood. He lives two blocks over and had raped a ten year old. After the shock wore off, I thought about sending him a welcome note.
I wanted to pull this off, but thought better of it. So, I'll mention it here and still get it out of my system.
The comment section at Ace of Spades HQ allows for you to use any name but a hash tag is generated, based on your IP address, to help keep people honest. A lot of fun is had when "celebrities" show up; a running gag is Charlie Gibson showing up to claim he isn't familiar with the topic.
Last week I received a postcard from the locate law enforcement agency informing me that a sexual predator had moved into the neighborhood. He lives two blocks over and had raped a ten year old. After the shock wore off, I thought about sending him a welcome note.
Welcome to the neighborhood. I like the cut of your jib and want to subscribe to your newsletter. Too bad you aren't a critically acclaimed director. Then people would be supporting you instead of ostracizing you.After thinking it over, it probably wouldn't go over well and he wouldn't get the joke. That's why I'll post it here.
Sincerely,
Roman Polanski
Labels: Ace of Spades, commenting, Roman Polanski, sexual predator
25 July 2009
Ball Dipping Good
Jim Treacher remixes N.W.A.'s F*** Tha Police lyrics for the Oval Office.
Be sure to check out his inherently racist picture in his previous post.
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Now playing: N.W.A - Fuck tha Police
via FoxyTunes
Be sure to check out his inherently racist picture in his previous post.
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Now playing: N.W.A - Fuck tha Police
via FoxyTunes
Labels: humor, Obama, politics
23 July 2009
The Constitution
Great comment by Herr Morgenholz over at Ace's site.
What is it about military spending that makes it always a good idea?
Posted by: seattle slough at July 23, 2009 06:46 PM (H5l9d)
Because it's one of the few places that the Constitution (the real one, not the imaginary one you fucking shit heads have created with "emanations from a penumbra") says the gubmint can spend money.
Labels: Constitution, politics
27 June 2009
People's Pervert
Princess Diana was known as the "People's Princess". Burgess Meredith died a few weeks after she did and the Don and Mike show emulated the incessant coverage of Princess Di and referred to him as the People's Penguin. Now that Michael Jackson has died, should we refer to him as the People's Pervert?
Labels: celebrity, Michael Jackson
