Skinner Sphere

Wow, it's been a while since I've posted here.

I wanted to pull this off, but thought better of it. So, I'll mention it here and still get it out of my system.

The comment section at Ace of Spades HQ allows for you to use any name but a hash tag is generated, based on your IP address, to help keep people honest. A lot of fun is had when "celebrities" show up; a running gag is Charlie Gibson showing up to claim he isn't familiar with the topic.

Last week I received a postcard from the locate law enforcement agency informing me that a sexual predator had moved into the neighborhood. He lives two blocks over and had raped a ten year old. After the shock wore off, I thought about sending him a welcome note.

Welcome to the neighborhood. I like the cut of your jib and want to subscribe to your newsletter. Too bad you aren't a critically acclaimed director. Then people would be supporting you instead of ostracizing you.

Sincerely,
Roman Polanski

After thinking it over, it probably wouldn't go over well and he wouldn't get the joke. That's why I'll post it here.

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Definite thread winner at DrewM's post about Bush killing saving 1.1 million Africans with his AIDS initiative.

Who cares? George Bush is a WAR CRIMINAL! He probably just saved those Africans so he could exploit them later or drop a nuclear bomb on them for fun - or have Dick Cheney's goon doctors do fucking experiments on them with LSD and Chlamydia and take pictures of them to put into medical books published by Haliburton!

If there was even an ounce of goodwill in anything that devil Bush did - it was probably coerced by the fact that these Africans are the ones who KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT 9-11. That the "so-called" terrorists were actually suicide CIA agents who trained in secret in Africa for the 9-11 attacks. So if that Fascist Bush did anything to help those Africans - it was certainly to convince them to "shut up" about the truth of 9-11!

Bush was a motherfuckin SLAVE OWNER in another life. No strike that - he was SLAVE MERCHANT who used to use twinkies to entice and then CAPTURE starving African's. Then he transported them to the U.S.A. in his bloody slave ship and used the women slaves as his "belly warmers" on cold nights before he sold them in a Haliburton owned slave auction is some fucking southern state where everyone had guns and pickup trucks and fucking Nascar and shopped at that Cheney-Sponsored sweatshop known as Walmart!

God Damn it people! When are we going to try and put this fucker away for life?

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Val-u-Rite Vodka is the alcohol of choice at Ace of Spades HQ. A business writer includes Rite Aid in his list of 15 companies he thinks might not survive 2009. What is a hobo-killing moron supposed to do?

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WuzzaDem has the "proof", al-Reuters style.

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An Ohio man was living out the Ace of Spades Lifestyle™, but got caught. Last night the gentleman entered a grocery store and "allegedly put two cans of beer down his pants". The kicker though is that "he allegedly exposed himself to employees". Keep on keeping on!

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