Skinner Sphere

WANTED: Chief Executive Officer for failing radio network. Must be able to raise large amounts of money rapidly through any means. Must not have a conscience about stealing. Must hate President Bush and all Republicans more deeply than Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.

QUALIFICATIONS: Small brain, underdeveloped intellectual curiosity, and ability to fly during lunar phases.

This is a 3-month contract position that will likely not be extended.

PAY: 10% of all money stolen.

From the comments at Little Green Footballs for Air America CEO Bails.