02 March 2006
Perforated Colon Mountain to Win Oscars
Ann Coulter's latest column is a great take on the Oscars. She hasn't seen any of the films, but it isn't stopping her from making predictions.
I shall summarize the plots of the five movies nominated for best picture below:
Everyone says it's going to be "Crash," but I think "Crash" is too popular with filmgoers. Moreover, Hollywood feels it has done enough for the blacks. Hollywood can never do enough for the gays. Gays in the military, gays in the Texas Rangers, gays on the range. It's like a brokeback record! As Pat Buchanan said, homosexuality has gone from "the love that dare not speak its name" to "the love that won't shut up."
- "Brokeback Mountain" (gay)
- "Capote" (death penalty with bonus gay lead)
- "Crash" (racism)
- "Good Night, and Good Luck" (McCarthyism)
- "Munich" (Jew athletes at Munich had it coming)