20 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
Happy Holidays
So as to not offend anyone, I wish you a Happy Holidays today. For the liberals in the crowd I offer a holidays greeting featuring the ACLU's two favorite presidents, via faithmouse.
19 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!"
12 February 2006
Who Would Jesus Abort?
Punchline of the Day
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
The joke
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
The joke
11 February 2006
Too Graphic For A Newspaper
A newspaper in Illinois declined publishing an advertisement because they considered it too graphic. I've decided to post it, but to protect those who might be offended, I've shown it below the cut.
Graphic image below.
More of the story is here.
Graphic image below.
More of the story is here.
Punchline of the Day
"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists.
10 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"Just eating Cheetos and watching porno."
09 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"Because I'm a little horse."
06 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
05 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"For as good as these did me, I could have shoved them up my ass."
03 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
01 February 2006
Punchline of the Day
"A good start."
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."